Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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