I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
Randomize
