4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Randomize