how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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