i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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