I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
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