I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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