the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
there's paper in my vomit.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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