Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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