I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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