Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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