is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
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