so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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