It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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