the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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