When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
birth control should be required to get into college
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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