ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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