the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
