3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
The upside of Thirsty Thursdaying with the client last night was that he was so hungover that he didn't want to spend time wrangling over the contract extension this morning.
Boss just said I'm getting a bonus for this. Want to celebrate our anniversary a week early tonight?
This is why I married you.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
