I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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