You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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