Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Pants are for mortals
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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