I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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