you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Randomize
