No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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