Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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