We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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