If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
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