I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
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