He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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