this beer tastes like vomit already
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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