Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Randomize
