On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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