what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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