careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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