i was rollin on her like bob the builder
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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