Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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