I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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