Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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