hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
And then my night got REAL pukey
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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