Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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