at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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