doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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