And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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