I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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