How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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