I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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