im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
She just used a chaser for red wine.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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