Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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