she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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