They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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