At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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