I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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