He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
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